Over 102967

Yr Demotivational Poster


TAGS: song kid lyrics
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - August 9, 2012, 3:29 pm
You're right. she can't walk because she's missing the leg from the back -first version- or because she hasn't marihuana to smoke -2nd v.- But i don't think the lyrics say she's sad because of that
Sho - August 9, 2012, 2:12 pm
Always thought it said " La cucaracha ya no puede caminar". (the cockroach can't walk anymore)
twill1962 - August 9, 2012, 2:03 pm
La Cucaracha - it's about a cockroach that's sad because he doesn't have any pot to smoke. "Por que no tiene marijuana que fumar."
EmilioDumphque - August 7, 2012, 9:47 pm
"...with nothing but a fine toothed comb" (Bill Bailey: he had crabs, but she realized she gave them to him!)
BoneCD - August 6, 2012, 6:22 am
Been there, done that! 5L
SteveFurlong - August 3, 2012, 7:45 pm
_Puff the Magic Dragon_ struck me when I was about ten.
mariand - August 3, 2012, 2:10 pm
yeah...I know what you mean


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!

2011 -

TAGS: dead tyrants
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - January 2, 2012, 12:04 am

lolz....imadinnerjacket...? almost included him.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 7:27 pm
There's Someone Right Behind Them,Sorry !
crankyhead - January 1, 2012, 12:49 pm
At least he died the way he lived: with car parts up his bum.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 1, 2012, 9:46 am
I heard Ryan Dunn was on the radio.....and the windshield....and the dashboard....
bloodgun - January 1, 2012, 6:58 am
Ryan Dunn: DEAD, maybe the year wasn't so good after all


TAGS: david bowie labyrinth cold
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by coldinjected

Laoch - January 5, 2011, 2:42 pm
She never dipped below a level of sizzle that cooks bacon. Which makes her doubly hot, as you can cook bacon on her.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:53 pm
Jennifer Connelly is STILL smokin' hot!!
Cubbybear - January 5, 2011, 9:23 am
I always noticed how they did everything possible to hide the fact that Jennifer Connally had huge boobs.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 12:09 am
Me too!! I've danced the magic dance a few times as a kid.
Cubbybear - January 4, 2011, 11:54 pm
I love this movie

Heart of Rock & Roll -

TAGS: rock roll concert fans huey lewis lyric
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 1:50 am
A young Stephen Hawking? I didn't know he like Rock and Roll.
nicholsjoshua15 - September 24, 2013, 1:57 pm
Wow, this is proof that Rock And Roll is good music with good fans.
BobbEdwards - September 14, 2013, 11:11 pm
Silverheart - September 14, 2013, 6:57 pm

Huey Lewis and the News are highly underrated. Great poster, Bobb!

DISAPPOINTMENT - Because, in life, there are no free crack giveaways.

FOOD PYRAMID - Apparently the aliens don't like plants

TAGS: food pyramid aliens zombies plants
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by brnn19

hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:32 am
Perhaps the aliens ARE plants. Eh, eh?
hootizz - September 16, 2010, 7:38 am
Yes.., it is to do with the fact that they can not anally probe them...

PSYCHO DOG WITH A SYRINGE - No.... sudden.... movements....

I LIKE BIG BOOKS - and I cannot lie...

TAGS: lyrics humor
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Reality Lord - March 21, 2012, 6:55 am

Damn you vern...now i can't get that song outta my head
CloudchaserS - March 20, 2012, 8:23 am
Reminds me of this funny parody http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTYr3JuueF4
mariand - March 20, 2012, 5:30 am
First woman who can't lie about the SIZE... hehehe

KARI BYRON - That look. That smile. She's up to something no damn good.


TAGS: so that means the valkyries are
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - November 20, 2009, 9:01 pm
To the victor goes the tapioca pudding!
spacedog - November 20, 2009, 7:24 pm
Go for the kill Edna!

I'm serious ... -

ZOMBIES ON DIETS - Anyone named Jenny, Craig, or Atkins needs to avoid them.

TAGS: zombie food pyramid diet
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by fukurou

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 12:56 pm


TAGS: what s myrrh
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

hootizz - September 24, 2010, 2:08 am
I see a bright future as a 'Cyborg Robotics Technician' in the future for this young chap...
pzykosiz - September 23, 2010, 9:52 pm
he looks just ike a baby skywalker. 5L's
50cal - September 23, 2010, 7:37 pm
Midichlorian count is off the charts.
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 6:56 pm


TAGS: blood water family syrup waffles
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:00 pm
5L sick.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 10:07 am
semen is thicker than blood so doe......forget it. I've over analyzed this...
thatonechick - August 10, 2010, 9:50 am
PhxDebbie, what is your relation to sickartist? Just curious.
Chompers - August 10, 2010, 9:49 am
yes, I suppose it does, but if you were to mix rum and waffles....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 10, 2010, 9:49 am
Molasses is thicker than syrup....does that make Rum more important than waffles? 5L
Chompers - August 10, 2010, 9:44 am
Now I'm hungry, need some waffles. 5L
PhxDebbie - August 10, 2010, 9:43 am
MMMMMM International House of 5L
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 8:50 am
Flawless logic. 5L

Wreking Balm -

Freedom of speech -

TAGS: evelyn beatrice hall psuedonym s g tallentyre friends of voltaire misattributed quote religions motifayk
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:27 am
I'm a little disappointed in myself that I recognize not quite half of these.
Thedge - October 22, 2014, 1:30 am
Again, the International and Inerstallar Church of the confused choir chimes in with, A-a-amen.

DEEP WANG - He wants to enter your labyrinth.

WHY?!? - Didn't he eat Miley Cyrus and spare us all the pain?!

TAGS: why miley cyrus cunt
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Bobert

Woody - July 23, 2009, 12:03 am
who cares.... He will eat her.
Jmac0585 - May 15, 2009, 11:00 am
She was covered in either chocolate or ketchup... or is it catsup?
sweeneytodd123 - November 28, 2008, 5:33 pm
Damn why didnt he!!??? The gas prices would go down and the economy would heal if he did!


TAGS: 12 yr old motifaker
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Signe - February 12, 2009, 7:14 pm
Pff silly silly... I don't look like that no, mine are much smaller... And I'm taken, I'm in love with a certain lady
LogicDude - February 8, 2009, 3:38 pm
The pointers on that second chick are freakin' AMSOME!
Culos - February 8, 2009, 3:26 pm
The second pic you talk about will be on NSFW with the next round of approvals....
LogicDude - February 8, 2009, 3:18 pm
Culos took it upon himself to post pics of an "imagined" Signe in the Forum...if her "pointers" look anything like the second pic....I'm moving to her town!
HtD - February 8, 2009, 5:58 am
That may be the nicest way of saying Tits or GTFO ever.
LogicDude - February 7, 2009, 10:32 pm
Signe, seeing is believing; you'll have to post a pic of your breasts in the Forum where the Sage Greybeards of Motifake will judge - and they WILL judge - what you bear.
Signe - February 7, 2009, 8:14 pm
Ha ha, I remember seeing this boob map years ago and thinking it was funny then, I still do! I suppose I have "pointers" then.

ONCE UPON A TIME I HAD A BROKEN HEART - So i replaced my parts Once upon a time i just had heart

FEMALE PYRAMID HEAD - It's that time of the month. Do you run like Hell or take it? Personally, I'd take it.

TAGS: pyramid head silent hill
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Donsowers

Donsowers - July 4, 2010, 8:32 pm
To be quite honest, I'm not sure anymore, heh.
agdaniele - July 4, 2010, 2:04 am
(what TTH said)
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 9:07 pm


JOE ROGAN - "There's something you might not know about me..."

MISTAKES - It's never too late to fix them

TAGS: please kill miley cyrus now
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Greeny - August 26, 2015, 9:27 pm
prophetic Pzy

Death -

TAGS: beautiful valkyrie viking valhalla motivational
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by neko

[email protected]|) Libz - July 27, 2009, 2:22 am
Hmm... I checked that twice and still fucked up... woo!
[email protected]|) Libz - July 27, 2009, 2:21 am
Death is bacon if you have received a long donut. done everything you pooped had a family raped some great kids. then watched them throw up and become inmates and be all Shaq wanted. but nuns just plain suck if your on the way home and the it blows on her
Chopperliscious - May 4, 2009, 1:34 pm
Your flesh is only a vessel. Surrender your flesh. We demand it.
noone - May 4, 2009, 11:54 am
death is allways beautiful
Shtoink - November 24, 2008, 1:16 am
death is beautiful if it happens the way you wanted.
Watcher - November 23, 2008, 11:55 am
Death is beautiful if you have lived a long life. done everything you wanted had a family raised some great kids. then watched them grow up and become parents and be all they wanted. but death just plain sucks if your on the way home and the tire blows ou
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 8:46 am
ONLY if it happens to your enemies.


HYRULE - This explains so much.



TAGS: nefertiti pyramids gold
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by spacedog

LogicDude - January 6, 2010, 6:26 am
That one "ornament" on her forehead looks like a baby alligator that slipped into a waffle iron! Mmmmmmmm...baby alligator waffles...OM NOM NOM NOM!!!
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 11:07 pm
Oh no she dinnit!

KARI BYRON - Mythbusting never looked so good

TAGS: kari byron
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Santo Muerte

drac666 - November 25, 2008, 2:29 am
the only reason i watch mythbusters. she is beautiful.
CH40T1C T3ND3NC135 - September 19, 2008, 4:01 am
She is so hot

PORPHYRIC HEMOPHILIA - All the cool kids are doin' it.

TAGS: porphyric hemophilia cool kids
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by HGCaboose

Baalazmon - September 8, 2009, 8:26 pm
haha, nice oblivion reference
Kyro - January 3, 2009, 2:58 am
Who would be above them...
Nazi - January 1, 2009, 10:18 am
The size of some guys enormous wang.
Kyro - January 1, 2009, 2:44 am
Wtf is Alice looking at?

DARREN - Needs to get his own sh*t together first

MMMMM! - Peanut Butter and Crack Sandwich

TAGS: tyrone
Rating: 2.31/5

POPCORN - Someone put too much in the microwave.

PYROMANIACS ANONYMOUS - helping each other one day at a time


TAGS: meatball eater pink floyd lyric
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

spypengen - March 28, 2012, 9:24 am
LOL it's funny cause i'm at school when I saw this poster and if you don't jet the reffrence it's pink floyds "another brick in the wall"

syria....SOLVED -

TAGS: syria navy ssbn obamaislame
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Ron2 - September 9, 2013, 3:16 pm
It would solve the Syrian problem, on both sides but would not solve the middle east problem nor the problem in China, N. Korea, so on and so forth. Might even solve the US problem when the rest of the worlds nations destroyed us.
Capt. Morgan - September 7, 2013, 12:09 pm
Those missiles are expensive and that's a lot of money to spend just to bail out an untutored amateur president. Just have to accept the fact it's another round to Vladimir Putin.
falloutghoul - September 7, 2013, 9:09 am
I don't think we're actually "going to war."
CloudchaserS - September 6, 2013, 11:45 pm
Thursday night in Nashville, Dave Mustane said "We don't want to go to war in Syria" and the audience seemed to agree.

THUNDERCATS HO! - Pussy galore!

MY BEST FRIEND LESLIE SAID... - "She's just being Miley"

TAGS: miley cyrus hannah montana vanity fair see you again
Rating: 2.54/5
Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 8:33 pm
Every fucking day in gym they would play that song in warm-ups. The school wonders why I dropped out. *cocks gun*
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:42 pm
The next time we hang out, I will redeem myself, my heart it can rest till then. Oohwoahoohwoah. xD
josh - June 27, 2009, 3:20 pm
can i just be josh and just fuck her?
WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 8:06 am
"She's just being hot"
KRis - October 4, 2008, 7:35 pm
"She's just being young ho bag"

BUGATTI VEYRON..!! - spits dodge vipers out the exhaust..!!

TAGS: veyron
Rating: 1.47/5

More motifakes by english--and proud

Weapon X - March 23, 2009, 3:48 am
Bob's just jealous because he can't have one...don't worry, I'm right there with ya buddy. I think I have a tissue in my pocket...oh wait, that's my spankerchief. Good, I need that after seeing that car...
Bokkie - March 2, 2009, 10:30 am
1.2 million Euros is what they cost. Only 600 of them were ever made. The Veyron is the Chuck Norris of cars.
DeadNewEra - January 16, 2009, 4:17 am
SSC Ultimate Aero is all i have to say
Bob - January 3, 2009, 11:47 am
All that power. Because you have a small dick.
english--and proud - November 24, 2008, 6:29 am
But when you look at it ..no competition.. Tesla..248 bhp..Veyron..1001..Tesla 276 ft/lb.torque..Veyron..up to 1250.. need i say more ..??
english--and proud - November 24, 2008, 6:22 am
Just got some piccys of it now..It looks awesome ..
shtoink - November 24, 2008, 6:20 am
yeah i knew it did some wicked stars and stops and it looks pretty slick too. you ever see the tesla car?
english--and proud - November 24, 2008, 3:29 am
This will do naught to sixty in 3.5 seconds. that's pretty damn quick in anyone's book..and from 120mph to naught in 4.5 seconds
Shtoink - November 24, 2008, 12:55 am
these are some bad ass cars. what is it? 0-200 in 15sec? and stops on a dime from that

WRONG LYRICS #4 - Don't go round tonight Well, its bound to take your life there's a baboon on the ride

TAGS: wrong lyrics
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Chef

tatespa - July 12, 2012, 2:23 pm
Too funny! This song was on the radio while I was looking at this!!!
TheTrashHeap - May 17, 2010, 6:52 pm
Its "bathroom on the right!" Get it straight!
LD0ne - May 17, 2010, 3:49 pm
come on man everyone knows that one
Airman - May 6, 2010, 3:19 pm
bad moon on the rise.. CCR
Zealot - May 6, 2010, 3:00 pm
what song?

LUST - Well, we must have something to feel during Skyrim breaks.

SHIT - Thats what you'll think when you see this.

TAGS: pyramid head red pyramid silent hill warning signs crossing signs
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by Adam

LD0ne - August 20, 2009, 4:44 pm
well i could use my gun to get it but i have a feeling money would work better
a name of no use - July 15, 2009, 12:23 pm
Well of course you would. What else would you pay with, rocks?
LD0ne - July 15, 2009, 9:03 am
damn i would pay money for that road sign..

Vera de Milo is REAL! -

TAGS: miley cyrus tramp whore slut
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by raygun505

ughomer - August 27, 2013, 4:46 am
Pretty f*cking funny! Create more like this dandy!


TAGS: evil men google censorship tyranny
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

KylieM - January 31, 2012, 9:08 pm
very poetic
calvin5040 - January 31, 2012, 8:52 pm
what is Google doing exactly?
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:39 pm
5L, awesome poster!
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 31, 2011, 10:05 pm
Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition - Serj Tankian.
Reality Lord - March 31, 2011, 5:12 pm

thnx guys.
WTFO - March 30, 2011, 11:49 pm
spacedog - March 30, 2011, 6:41 pm
crankyhead - March 30, 2011, 3:06 pm
5amuel L Jack5on.
tellitlikeitis - March 30, 2011, 10:32 am
What ever happended to "freedom of speech"? 5 L's for this one RL.


TAGS: skyrim dwemer steam punk
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by deathguitarist300

falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:35 pm
And lethally!

CHILDREN - All in all Your just another brick.....

TAGS: the wall lyrics pink floyd children
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by [email protected]

agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 8:00 pm
Now, is this a Pink Floyd reference, or an admirably harsh 300 reference?
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 8:00 pm
[email protected]
GreyScorpion - March 17, 2010, 5:07 pm
Ahhh Dawg, your so close. 4L

Stuck -

MISHEARD LYRICS - Because apparently a train in the 70's could get you from Australia to Vietnam

TAGS: band music misheard lyrics song
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by caveman

Coombsy007 - September 27, 2011, 8:42 am
Or Alex the seal as opposed to Our lips are sealed
440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:21 pm
caveman - June 30, 2011, 8:08 pm
As an australian i can say that i have
azile - June 30, 2011, 2:19 pm
In my defense Havw you ever tried to understand Jimmy Barnes or James Reyne'e lyrics?

BEING RICH - ...is no guarantee of being smart. But when you spend $1.7 mil on a car, I guess you believe it can do anything.

TAGS: bugatti veyron
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by RandomPixilator

Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 3:25 pm
Knowing you can pick up another $40k car to do your on-road driving this afternoon without blinking probably does affect your decision making process, yes. :P

STOP! - In the name of love ... Before you break my heart ... Think it over, think it over ...

FREEBIRD - No matter who's playing, always request Freebird.

TAGS: music italian clown freebird lynyrd
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Sean - October 25, 2008, 8:30 pm
Hate the song, love the poster.
Shtoink - August 11, 2008, 1:44 am
not a fan of most of your posters, but this and the kermit one rawk!

COPYRIGHT. - You are now owned by Walmart.

TAGS: walmart tattoo lame funny copyright
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by tamaria

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 1:54 pm
He probably asked for a babe on a Harley, and then perhaps he somehow pissed off the tattoo artist, LOL. Think about it: A Wal*Mart b*tch tat on a guy? That’s the burn that keeps on burning XD
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 5:10 pm
Nice! Lol
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 5:10 pm
Because he asked really, really nice. Lol
Feasibly - September 26, 2011, 4:38 pm
You're a lifesaver, Thornne. I always thought Walmart was spelled with a "k" on the end...
Sean - September 26, 2011, 4:14 pm
But why Thornne, WHY????
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 12:04 pm
My name is Thornne and I did this tattoo in Columbia/Lexington SC. I am now at Freedom Tattoo in Floence SC 843.662.4009
jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 2:15 am
Scary food for thought: Employess get a 15% discount on you..what ever the rest of you do, don't picture..don't do it!

HERSHEY'S SYRUP - Enjoyed by men everywhere

ZELDA - An uptight crossdressing bitch who won't put out even after you spent 30 hours trying to rescue her!

TAGS: legend of zelda link ganon hyrule nintendo video game rpg rpgs
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by leon

notrace13 - September 13, 2009, 3:31 pm
Which is why why have alcohol.
Woodywood03a - August 20, 2009, 6:00 pm
and thats no lie!!!

Respect -

TAGS: soldiers martyrs heroes credit hammy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

rerun - June 19, 2013, 8:14 pm

this belongs on motitwist
forseti - June 19, 2013, 1:31 am
impressive picture!
lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:42 am

5LLLLL, Hammy!~

COPYRIGHT LAWS - They exist for a resaon.


Reasons to watch mythbusters -

F#CK AVATAR - I don't need 3-D to enjoy a movie...

TAGS: avatar is a great movie when you can wear the glasses valkyrie
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Produceman117 - January 24, 2010, 5:49 pm
CANADA - January 24, 2010, 5:11 pm
lucky bastard got to go fight in Greece
CANADA - January 24, 2010, 5:09 pm
nope, its the guy I lost to in nationals. I didn't loose the fight I dropped out because I tore my hamstring
Produceman117 - January 23, 2010, 8:02 pm
5L, Bart. Very clever. @Canada: Speaking of avatars, is that a picture of you in yours?
CANADA - January 23, 2010, 4:04 pm
Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 10:33 am
This might be a little too subtle to survive, but the eye patch thing cracks me up every time I think about it.

FOOD CHAIN - It's a shark-eat-shark world out there!

ADVERTISING LOGO'S - The wrong one will cost you sales

HAHAHA. - WALL-E doesn't need numbers in his name. They got it right it first time.

TAGS: walle wall e johnny 5 five copyright
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by Dexanote

Schpek - May 20, 2009, 12:13 am
i propose Wall-W!
barockeva - November 10, 2008, 9:27 pm
Wall-E. Cus Wall-A, Wall-B, Wall-C, and Wall-D didnt work.
Evan Allen - September 6, 2008, 10:26 am
he wasn't the fifth, he was one of 5 identical robots who gat hit by lightning thus making him the first version, but not the first one

The Boss -

TAGS: tyrannical overlord heartless sob
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

demon001 - January 20, 2015, 9:56 am
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night nor natural disasters should stay these serfs from the swift completion of their jobs!
mizzdizz - January 20, 2015, 4:21 am
Now that's a pothole worth griping about! 5 laughing lions!
Greeny - January 19, 2015, 6:15 am
Not if it's your birthday, right?
JesusWept - January 19, 2015, 6:04 am
Once i couldn't get home from work because of a blizzard. The boss (who lived across the street) wanted us to do overtime....but the power went out haha.
MissPriss - January 18, 2015, 8:03 pm
I had a 5loser boss like that. Blizzard 1 year shut down the whole city of Winnipeg. He calls from Toronto insists I open the stores (paint & wallpaper). Tell him people using snowmobiles for emerg. vehicles. He says then make sure to open by noon!?!

Misprint -

TAGS: misprint musilm islam virgin martyr
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Thedge - November 21, 2014, 6:06 pm
Time. It heals all wounds. 5
MissPriss - November 20, 2014, 8:16 pm
Virgin? Uggie said it best...Hra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
JesusWept - November 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
Haha no. Read the comments on #175956
steve1961 - November 19, 2014, 3:19 pm
Miss Priss is a 72 year old virgin?
ughomer - November 19, 2014, 2:00 pm
JesusWept - November 19, 2014, 8:25 am
Special thanks to MissPriss for inspiration.


TAGS: terminal tornado 3 d lynyrd skynyrd
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 15, 2012, 10:02 am

LOL!! Thanks, guys~~~
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 8:21 am
S’pose yer stuff will be hangin’ in galleries pretty soon….. (show off)
ughomer - April 15, 2012, 8:09 am
A breath of artistic- 5L
lgvernon - April 14, 2012, 9:07 pm

I have some nifty new software...just fiddling around with it. Thanks very much, Rick~~
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 8:50 pm
Nice work... A refreshing change from the rest... :)


TAGS: song lyrics gross love cubby
Rating: 4.83/5

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Airman - February 23, 2011, 2:52 pm
bar scene in the Deerhunter also comes to mind bah dah bah dah bah da dah dah
pzykosiz - February 22, 2011, 4:40 pm
interesting way of looking at it. normally i think heath ledger in 10 things
Greeny - February 21, 2011, 8:44 pm
Ahhh! Now the song is stuck in my head!!


FEAR, PANIC AND EXCITEMENT - Talk about getting all in one package

NONE ARE SO BLIND - as those who are bound to illusions

TAGS: lyrics
Rating: 4.3/5

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makingplans4nigel - June 1, 2012, 12:47 am
i love my self delillusions
falloutghoul - May 31, 2012, 6:54 pm
And delusions.

WRONG LYRICS #2 - Oh Bingo Jed had a light on Don't carry me too far away Oh Bingo Jed had a light on Cause it's here that I've got to stay

TAGS: wrong lyrics
Rating: 3.29/5

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R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 6:29 pm
LMAO! See, I always thought is "Big 'ol Jed and Lionel, don't carry me too far away..." Bingo Jed! I like it! 5 "I-22"s for you!


TAGS: atheist day tenacious d tribute song jesus prop 8 the musical metal rock jack black lyrics shun nonbelievers
Rating: 3.04/5

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Jericho - October 27, 2009, 4:04 am
Forever Live The D.
Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 2:20 am
"But that kind of sh*t happens to me aaallllll the time!" Master Exploder is an awesome song. Tenacious D rocks!
MrRandom - October 27, 2009, 1:57 am
I did not mean to blow your mind...

WRONG LYRICS #9 - The ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind The ants are a-blowin' in the wind

TAGS: wrong lyrics
Rating: 2.89/5

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Zed - May 9, 2010, 11:44 am
Cool picture, though.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:41 am
It's just about run it's course.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:40 am
Probably about as well as the "longfakes" and "repeat a joke" posters are working for you Iceman...Don't get me wrong, you're cool...too cool for that BS.
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 2:37 am
Hey, Chef... Is this lyric thing really working for you?

CHILDHOOD MEMORIES - Ever since he saw Labyrinth as a child he always wanted to be a door knocker. The firey's just scared the hell out of him.

TABLE MANNERS - T-Rex has none.

THE RESIDENTS - Unique and beautiful art since 1972.

TAGS: music residents lyrics art celebrity
Rating: 1.8/5

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Doris Night - July 14, 2008, 3:38 am
I should add that I used the word art to refer to their music, not the actual image (which I even pilfered from another motifake titled Drake Shannon, which of course was the Orb's real name)
Doris Night - July 14, 2008, 3:36 am
Yeah, but it looked so much like the Residents' eyeball costume, so I threw some of their lyrics in. The title and caption are just for an homage to the Residents. No offense meant to the Orb or comics fans like you. :)
zed - July 14, 2008, 2:32 am
Hey, "Doris", that's The Orb, a frikkin villain from the Ghost Rider comics of the 70's, not a piece of art by the Residents.


And He Said... -

TAGS: medicine man witch doctor lyrics scares a person better alaska eskimo vintage photo
Rating: 4.75/5

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GaryO - January 29, 2014, 8:30 am
Well, hey, how ‘bout jus cuttin’ down on the Kibble and Beggin’ Strips and increasing the brown glop….and water...much much more water.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:42 pm
Oh now ya gone and done it, I'm blushing! (mental note to self - raise Gary's weekly bribe amount).
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 10:24 pm
Actually, it was intended to be faux narcissistic. In reality, sweet monkey, you stand alone, rapidly becoming an all-time great (Airmanish). Tons of posters, 5L posters.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:12 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Mr. Gary. I may be wrong but is that a hint of a compliment in your comment? Thanks hun!
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:09 pm
I love when you're on...you make me look good. Again , thanks Little.
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:35 pm
Missy….girl…….you effing ROCK! Didn’t catch the ‘I’ve been fine’ first time around. Very wonderfully busy poster. Sometimes, sometimes, you remind me of me.....witch doctor song.....geeeezus
chickenlittle - January 28, 2014, 8:29 pm
ahahaha, love this! :D

WE ARE BORN ALONE - And we die alone the rest is ours to fill the gap

TAGS: f5dp lyrics
Rating: 4.72/5

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Zetmonk - June 1, 2012, 10:35 am
I like the positive angle!
makingplans4nigel - June 1, 2012, 12:45 am
false life is not short it is the longest thing you'll ever do xb nah thxs for compliment & i agree with you 115%
spacedog - May 31, 2012, 4:52 pm
Nice one 4nigel. Life is short. We should fill all the gaps we can. :D


WE DONT HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF CHANGE - Not when its for the benefit of mankind Now is the time to change

REPEATING LYRICS - Ever accidently leave your Ipod on repeat song all night then wake up?* *"It's not your fault, it's not your fault."

TAGS: repeating lyrics going crazy ipod
Rating: 4.33/5

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MercAlert - March 12, 2012, 6:28 pm
The guilty speak. For I never said that I own an Ipod, I simply asked a question which involved an Ipod.
Bolverk37782 - March 11, 2012, 8:30 pm
Confessing to owning an Ipod. WHAT A FASHION VICTIM, Other MP3 players are avalable.
Verdeckt - March 10, 2012, 7:26 pm
Killing in the name of...
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 8:05 am

mahna mahna....

ARGUMENTS - Winning or losing is never as important as how you place the blame

I DON'T WANT TO SET THE WORLD ON FIRE - I just want to be the one you love & with you admission that you feel the same i'd have reach the goal im dreaming of

TAGS: ink spots lyrics
Rating: 3.7/5


TAGS: wrong lyrics
Rating: 2.55/5

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THE SPOILER - Way to wreck another movie, Leon!

TAGS: leon leog cyrus league of extremely ordinary gentlemen spill spill com
Rating: 2.55/5

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Densaku - February 13, 2010, 6:33 pm
Spoiler-Man, Spoiler-Man...Does whatever a spoiler can.....

MA BOY! - Same thing, except the king of hyrule doesn't abduct little boys under his robe...


TAGS: jon byrd crankyhead
Rating: 4.93/5

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cousinit - August 30, 2011, 3:55 am
Really great job! 5L from me.
spacedog - October 4, 2010, 4:46 pm
I agree with RL, excellent stuff cranky.
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 2:03 pm

geez crank...nice stuff today dude. 5L...again.

I CAN'T IMAGINE WHERE THIS ROAD LEADS MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU - Oh, how I wish that all could be, like it was before


TAGS: wow 40yr old virgins nice tail your moms
Rating: 4.71/5

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hootizz - September 11, 2010, 4:25 am
'Bet Ya She Likes It Doggy Style'..!! Sorry guys, I just had to add that.., could not resist...
Cubbybear - September 10, 2010, 10:01 am
Not into ribs


TAGS: auschwitz byrds
Rating: 4.58/5

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GySgt1811 - February 25, 2011, 12:01 am
But 5 NRSV's anyway. I like.
GySgt1811 - February 25, 2011, 12:00 am
Err...try Ecclesiastes 3:1-8. (Sorry about that.)


TAGS: skyrim cosplay jessica nigri nord
Rating: 4.53/5

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ughomer - June 20, 2012, 11:34 am
project28 - June 20, 2012, 9:49 am
My first motifake and it gets approved and a pitty 5L? Today's going to be a good day :)
Bull - June 19, 2012, 5:19 pm
thank you for not making an arrow to the knee joke, for that I generously give you a 5


TAGS: copyright image
Rating: 4.52/5

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forseti - May 28, 2011, 6:11 pm
You got me, Haara! The spelling Nazi wanted to grumble about the watermark before I read the text... 5!
rerun - May 28, 2011, 5:06 pm

I see what you did here, love it



TAGS: mothers of the disappeared u2 torture murder tyranny
Rating: 4.17/5

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Rudedog - May 28, 2013, 8:24 pm



YESSS!!! - I finally stole Chompers' van! Woohoo! Wait. My butt itches...

TAGS: there actually are gloves in the glove box but i think theyre latex
Rating: 3.94/5

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Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 9:31 pm
Yes, of course! Ice, man... maybe that'll help. LOL (I know I'm stupid)
ICEMAN - April 4, 2010, 9:25 pm
TMI dude.

WRONG LYRICS #5 - Ripped up like a douche another runner in the night

TAGS: wrong lyrics
Rating: 3.82/5

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agdaniele - May 6, 2010, 1:23 am
5L - there's a great sketch like this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9_3nQFNy-w